Architect of My Own Disaster

From Maryland. Going to college in TN.
Outdoors is my favorite place to be.
Football (Soccer) is my love.
I hate you all, most of you at least. How did you even find me? Oh well,
One day I shall rule the world, then everything will be better.
I do what I want, deal with it.


Ask me anything  
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Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured. (via dutchster)

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jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

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bromoyed:

moarrrmagazine:

Vegetabowls 
handmade ceramic bowls from New York

are these made of real fruit

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quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

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stephenandcolour:

April nudes day would be so much better

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astraltravelbattles:

Nintendo is really going all out with their roster in the new Super Smash Bros. I’m impressed.

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losmonigotes:

Final Spanish Cup FC Barcelona 1 Real Madrid 2

losmonigotes:

Final Spanish Cup FC Barcelona 1 Real Madrid 2

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superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via dutchster)

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clestroying:

dirtymoistvagina:

If you ever feel sad just remember I was the creator and captain of a dodge ball team called “Team Meme”


you should have called your team “doge ball” and put pictures of the doge meme on your tops.

clestroying:

dirtymoistvagina:

If you ever feel sad just remember I was the creator and captain of a dodge ball team called “Team Meme”

you should have called your team “doge ball” and put pictures of the doge meme on your tops.

(via dutchster)

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roi-chan:

This world is made of impossible miracles, love, and jealousy.

Hehehe, was just experimenting around. I kinda miss this game, tbh.

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rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

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jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

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