Architect of My Own Disaster

From Maryland. Going to college in TN.
Outdoors is my favorite place to be.
Football (Soccer) is my love.
I hate you all, most of you at least. How did you even find me? Oh well,
One day I shall rule the world, then everything will be better.
I do what I want, deal with it.

Ask me anything  
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like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

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"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"


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  • Girl: come over
  • Me: I don't have a gif detailing my current situation
  • Girl: my parents aren't home
  • Me:
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The new Smash Bros. game is gonna be amazing!


The new Smash Bros. game is gonna be amazing!

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i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

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when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills


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I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

How, how, how, could that possibly be interpreted that way.  Just that statement by itself is baffling.

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Camouflage. by Annie Wu. on Flickr.


Camouflage. by Annie Wu. on Flickr.

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my new theme doesn’ show tags im gonna shit a brick

i finally did it god bless america

You’re wizard Riley

'You are wizard Riley' great grammar z

That’s college for ya

wow now im even more excited for college sign me up right now

You weren’t before?
Glad to give that motivation and drive to finish high school. No gap year for you

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What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

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